Bovril

Bovril.

    In my opinion, a much maligned and forgotten about drink, this.  In times of extreme poverty, this stuff can fill you up (...a little...), and give you that warm glow when you're sat in your flat having run out of gas because your flat mate forgot it and spent his money on that kicking new album.
    To add a little 'heat' to it, add half a spoonful of hot chili flakes before you put the hot water in.  Failing that, as much ground black pepper as you can stand.
    If you're feeling particularly adventurous, before you put the Bovril in, add a spoonful of cornflower and a little cold tap water to your cup and mix to a paste.  Add your Bovril and boiling water, and stir vigorously for a few seconds.  This will have the effect of making 'Bovril Soup' into which you can dunk bread with less fear of drips and stains over your clothing.  If you don't know quite what cornflower is, ask your Mum.
    Oh, and if you've run out of electricity as well as gas, you're stuffed.  Go round to your mates place and give them the pleading 'puppy dog' looks.  Failing that, make friends with your immediate neighbours.  A little effort and they can really help you out in times of need!

Nick Ward 16th July 2008