Bovril.
In my opinion, a much maligned and
forgotten about drink, this. In times of extreme poverty, this
stuff can fill you up (...a little...), and give you that warm glow when you're
sat in your flat having run out of gas because your flat mate forgot it and
spent his money on that kicking new album.
To add a little 'heat' to it, add half a spoonful of hot
chili flakes before you put the hot water in. Failing that, as much
ground black pepper as you can stand.
If you're feeling particularly adventurous, before you
put the Bovril in, add a spoonful of cornflower and a little cold tap
water to your cup and mix to a paste. Add your Bovril and boiling water,
and stir vigorously for a few seconds. This will have the effect of making
'Bovril Soup' into which you can dunk bread with less fear of drips and stains
over your clothing. If you don't know quite what cornflower is, ask your
Mum.
Oh, and if you've run out of electricity as well as
gas, you're stuffed. Go round to your mates place and give them the
pleading 'puppy dog' looks. Failing that, make friends with your immediate
neighbours. A little effort and they can really help you out in times of
need!
Nick Ward 16th July 2008
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